Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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