i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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