the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just want nice things and good sex
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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