unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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