I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
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