people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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