i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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