We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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