my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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