school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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