these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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