"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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