Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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