I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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