and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
