I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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