I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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