So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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