just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
