Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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