her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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