He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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