Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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