shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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