My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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