Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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