let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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