i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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