Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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