She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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