Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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