You really coming over, don't trick.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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