do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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