I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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