Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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