Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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