tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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