Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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