Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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