I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Randomize
