She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Houston, we have a blender
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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