we're blogging at a bar
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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