dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I have tasted many bathrooms
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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