um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My vagina is officially offended.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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