Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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