I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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