so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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