Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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