Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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