You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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