she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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