But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I think people are normalizing furries
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